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11月11日

What what?!

Beginning of a new era?! We'll see...
12月20日

Merry Christmas

Well, I have finally found my "Christmas spirit"...
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

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Yep, turns out...it was at the liquor store this whole time LMAO.

Merry Christmas everyone!!

11月19日

Jenerella...lol

So the day finally came....my work Christmas party! Those of you that I've been talking to, know how obsessed I was with it...well more so the dress. I wanted a Cinderella type dress with crinoline and everything. Finally found one, after driving around to nearly every city in Southwestern Ontario! It's gorgeous...and I ended up getting it at Sophie's Gown Shoppe in London.. Definitely worth all the hassle it took to find one!
The party rocked, the dress was a hit, the music kinda sucked but it was a wicked time for sure! I had a ball anyway...coulda been due to the fact that I was rather blitzed.. heh. I even started up an arguement with the owner of the company..so I might be fired as of Monday LOL.. Leave it to me eh? ;)
Anyway..check out my piczo site for the rest of the pics!!
 
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8月21日

I want a stripper pole!!!

Holy shit, it's been forever eh? Miss me? Of course you did ;)
 
This past friday night I had the pleasure of meeting Spaces own Cubby live and in person. I'm telling ya ladies, gentleman through and through. He even held out the chair for me, although he kind of ruined it by saying "it's not romantic, it's just who I am"! lol  We had planes flying over heads about every 3.5 seconds, but it was still enjoyable. I had to pick my sister up from the airport, and since we all know how directionally challenged I am, this place was a pretty safe bet that I wouldn't get lost...and I didn't =) Yay! I think Cubby was a little apprehensive about following me to make sure I got to the right exit afterwards..something about me being a speed demon?? haha
 
No making fun of my stupid ass smile either :P
 

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Moving on, Saturday was Cowapalooza. Just an annual thing here in Woodstock where they have live bands, and free entertainment for the whole family all day long. Usually it's packed and non-stop fun. This year however, it was raining. Being the troopers that we are, we still went anyway...and of course MADE it fun. There weren't too many people there, and the ones that were there were hiding under shelters from the rain. We decided to make the best of the situation and starting playing beach volleyball and frizbee in the rain, in our dresses...falling every few minutes into the mud. And of course all the while dancing to the music haha, good times for sure. 4 hours in the rain, we were soaked, but it was worth every minute of it!

That night my sister and I had a stagette to attend. Instead of throwing the traditional male stripper event, the girls decided to hire a girl to come in and teach US pole dancing. IT was FUN! I highly recommend it to every girl out there. I have a whole new respect for strippers now, it's not an easy thing to do, very physical work haha. It was a little embarassing for us, because c'mon, 15 girls trying to dance and look sexy in front of each other? Doesn't sound so bad, but it was definitely awkward for all of us...at least at first. Check out my piczo site for the rest of the pole dancing pics. I seriously want my own pole now, what future ex boyfriend wouldn't love that??

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All in all, fantastic weekend, way too much drinking, and one too many hangovers...but it was so worth it, and I'd do it all over again in a heartbeat!!

7月18日

How my knight in shining armour turned out to be a loser in aluminum

Alright.. kinda getting sick of regurgitating this over and over..(not that I don't love talking to you guys....it's just getting a bit repetitive) soooo here goes:

 

This past month has been a roller coaster ride of emotions. MY (ex) boyfriend and I had been fighting and at one point I had even told him I was done... not going through the bullshit anymore. (He had got into a minor fender bender and rear ended some chick ... and took her out for lunch...who does that???) So anyway.. I didn’t think I could get over that... that’s just not something you do… but I fell for his bullshit lies and a few days ago we were back together like nothing had happened.

 

Well stupid me again. I was at his house and wanted to check my email. He has dial-up Internet and I couldn’t figure out how to get the damn thing connected. I clicked on the Internet Explorer icon… nothing... on his execulink icon... nothing. So I clicked on the outlook icon and it connected. And what do I see? A ton of emails back and forth to some chick saying he loves her and can’t wait to see her again… and whenever she’s ready to come and visit him he’ll have all her accommodations taken care of... she can stay with him as long as she likes…..WTF IS THAT?? So naturally I’m fucking pissed…but can’t stop reading..

 

I find out that he has also been talking to another chick and actually had a folder for HER emails! And he signed up to a dating site yesterday. I’m beyond pissed at this point. Good thing he wasn’t there or God knows what I would have done. I wasn’t snooping or purposely going through his shit..at least not at first anyway.. It was there staring me in the face when it opened..

 

So needless to say.. we’re done.. I am so sick of getting caught up in relationships that end like this. Is it me? Am I that bad? Am I doing something wrong? Why does this always happen?? I am a strong believer in the old saying that “everything happens for a reason” but I just cannot validate this one.. what purpose could have possibly been behind that?

 

I’m off men.. and relationships.. for good. Think there’s a patch for that? I was thinking of becoming a nun, but it’s since come to my attention that they aren’t even allowed toys. SO I obviously can’t do that.

 

I doubt I’ll be around spaces much for the next little while.. BUT I will get around to you all when I have some time, patience and feel better.
7月4日

Long weekend

So I had a great weekend!! Got to go boating finally for the first time this season! LOVE IT! There is nothing more calming then the sound of the water is there? I was going to say satisifying...but I can think of a thing or two more "satisfying" haha
 
The water was pretty rough.. but being the fighter that I am, I still had to get some water skiing in. So I jump into the freezing cold water and immediately regret it. My fingers and toes are going numb from the arctic temperature of the lake. My lips are turning blue, my teeth are chattering, and I'm trying to put the skis on. After a few minutes I am all ready to go, the engine picks up and we're off! I get up no problem and start showing off my talent (lol).
 
I'm going good for a little while even though the water is so choppy. I notice the water getting choppier and think to myself that I can handle it... just don't think about it.. keep going...you'll be fine. I'm jumping waves and doing my thing, trying not to lose my balance. About a second later I lose control, I feel myself going forward. It happened so fast; a perfect face plant right into the water. It felt like my eyelids got ripped off me. I had to actually feel to make sure they were infact still attached.
 
It could have been worse though.. had I of landed ass first, I would have given myself an enima.. God was looking out for me I suppose! lol
 
All in all it was so much fun though.. got burnt pretty bad the second day out there.. but it's turning into a lovely tan already.
 
 

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Nice tan line eh? heh.. and now you have a visual to go with the bee story located below..seeing as that's my left boob and all hahaha

6月20日

Another one of life's lessons

A couple of days ago the kids, my sister, my dad and I were all sitting outside minding our own business when it happened. That's right, a BEE the size of my fist landed just above my left boob. I scrunched up my face and tried not to breathe or move. My sister is freaking out, I'm freaking out, and my dad just sits there laughing at us. Just flick it off he says.. umm, let me think.. NO! This thing is huge.. and if it gets flicked it's going to either sting my boob or my arm.. I wasn't up for either. This damn bee doesn't seem to be moving anywhere and I am starting to turn blue from holding my breath for so long. I'm twitching because it's hard to put yourself in a statue kind of state without any warning.
 
My eyes are still closed and I can feel the bee waiting for me to make a wrong move so that the little bugger can leave it's mark on me. I was not about to become it's victim... I WILL outlast this thing. I feel it starting to move and pray that it lost it's interest in me. Then I feel a gentle wind and I knew someone was trying to swat it. I can faintly hear my dad move and I knew it was him.. I start to panic.. my sister is yelling at him not to do that because it's going to sting my arm if he flicks it that way.
 
I'm about to go unconscious from the lack of air in my lungs..but I hold on. My dad takes another swipe at the bee and I'm freaking more.. "stop it, you're going to piss it off" I try mumbling, but I don't think anything comes out. Finally, he takes one last swat at the bee and off it flies. I open my eyes to find that my sister has a hammer raised in my direction. "What the fuck do you plan on doing with that?!?". She says, "I dunno, I figured I could use the edge of it and flick it upwards instead of to the side."
 
Moral of the story.. no matter how close you are to your family.. they're all secretly trying to kill you. *sigh*
6月8日

My kiddies are the bestest!!

My daughter had her very first sleepover at a friend's house this past weekend.. she's had plenty of friends spend the night at our house, I've just never let her sleep anywhere. SO finally I caved, and only because I truly trust the parents and know that they're just as strict as me heh.. Anyway, this was a very traumatizing event.. I tried playing it cool, but my dear intuitive daughter knew this was bothering the hell out of me.. I really don't like being away from my kidlets. So we're on the way to drop her off..I'm fighting back tears (OMG, my baby is growing up.. she doesn't need me anymore.. etc) And she hands me this note:
 
 

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Needless to say, that just started the tears even more.. yes, I'm a total basketcase when it comes to my kids.. this was nothing compared to her first day of school though.. but that's another story lol..

The night went fairly well, although she called me around 10:30 to see if I could bring her the baby she used to sleep with.. I was so estatic that she called.. you really have no idea lol.. I was hoping she'd just want to come back home, but no such luck . So there you have it.. my princess is growing up.. and is becoming less and less dependent on me.. which totally bites!

 

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If you haven't checked out my Piczo site.. I suggest you do that RIGHT NOW! lol.. No really, DO IT. I'll be adding lots more to it when I have some time.. a bit here and there ya know.. so go check it out, sign the guestbook there.. let me know what you think of it..

Oh yeah, and thanks for all the compliments on my little man's room.. truly appreciated.. but no, I'm not for hire.. unless you're paying really well ;)

5月24日

It's finally done!

I've finally finished painting my son's room..and for all you skeptics out there who thought it was going to look retarded because you have no imagination..here is the proof! (*ahem* mom, and Jay) So without further ado...here a couple of pics, the rest will be in the photo album because I am not going to sit here all day and upload them into my post lol..

 

 

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Isn't it cute? It's not like it's a livingroom or kitchen or anything..it's a child's room!! I love it...he loves it, my daughter loves it, my sister loves it...and I don't give a shit who doesn't. 

 

Not much else to tell really.. my treatment isn't working so it looks like I'll be getting referred to the London Health Science Centre to test out a new drug...can you say guinea pig? Not sure I trust it, but at this point I'm willing to try anything.

 

For those of you enquiring about my man...well, simply put...I love him to pieces. He's always there for me, he loves my kids (very important!!!) and he can handle my sarcastic sense of humour and dishes it right back at me..he gets that my family is extremely close and doesn't get weirded out by it.. lol... Those of you who know me, know what I'm talking about..my sister and I will actually snuggle together on the couch to watch a movie lol.. we sit on each other's laps if there's nowhere else to sit.. and sometimes even if there is. I'm laughing my ass off typing this out, it sounds really perverted but it's really not like that at all!

 

That's about it...don't worry.. we've been steering clear of the barbeque...and all other flammables

 

5月8日

There are some things girls just shouldn't do.....

This past week my sis and I decided that since the men in our lives (aka my dad and my bf lol) weren’t available to bbq for us, we would do it ourselves. Now keep in mind that neither of us has EVER bbq’d… let alone started one…I’m sure you can see already where this is heading :S

 

Sooo… here we are clicking all the knobs.. then my sis pipes up and says “hey, shouldn’t we maybe turn the propane on?” Hmm…good thinking, yeah let’s do that!! So we’re looking at it.. neither of us knew which way to turn it.. (We are girls, cut us some slack ) We decide it must be off so we crank it the opposite way. Now comes the fun part.. how do we light this son of a bitch? We’re turning all the little knobs …nothing’s happening. What can we possibly be doing wrong? We inspect the bbq a little closer and find that there are instructions, RIGHT ON IT! Score!!

 

So, it says to turn the propane off, then on, then turn on all the heat sources, then ignite it… seems fairly easy. We’re clicking away at the igniter trying to get this thing to start.. finally, *WHOOOSH* it lights! Because we had the propane turned on for so long before we actually got it started, the flame that rose out of the bbq was monstrous. We almost lost not only our eyebrows, but our entire faces! lol.. it was quite the spectacle.. So we’re high fiving each other because we felt we just made a huge accomplishment.. the worst was over.. we GOT IT LIT!! Hmm yeah, wrong again. What temp are we supposed to cook this on? What do we put on first? Meat, potatoes or veggies? Arggh.. This is why women DO NOT bbq! It is most definitely a man’s job. (same goes for shoveling, garbage duties, and mowing the lawn..Shit, can you imagine what would happen if we had of tried to start the lawnmower? One of us would have lost a limb for sure!! lol)

 

End result: One burnt bbq

 

 

 

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